How many weeks in Dili does it take you to make bingo?
|learnt the landmark near your house||accidentally blown through all your pulsar, phone credit, in a single day||selected your favourite Dili supermarket||met a malae at an event, then seen them the next day at a warung|
|had kids on the street call you ‘mister’ (regardless of your gender)||learnt why you must always say ‘rai manas’ not ‘hau mana’ on a hot day||incorrectly used ‘maun’ to refer to a woman or ‘mana’ to a man||unsuccessfully bartered at the secondhand clothing markets|
|unwrapped and charged your brand-new Kindle (further use optional)||decided to learn how to scuba dive, free dive, hike, or mountain bike||had one mosquito bite and instantly feared dengue fever||gotten caught in your first thunderstorm trying to leave work|
|ridiculed someone selling overpriced used items on Dili Expats||listed your own items on Dili Expats for a slightly inflated price||successfully changed your gallon spilling just a small flood of water||mispronounced ‘Atauro’ in at least two different ways|